Arranged Marriage

It's like being forced to choose between like moldy cheese or sick flavoured ice cream even though you want the actual good ice cream

Damn I only had two crappy options to choose between for my arranged marriage

by koogi woogi April 30, 2020

gay marriage

A right that should be given to gay couples.

Straight couples have the right to marry, there's no reason why gay couples shouldn't.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

gay marriage

Gay marriage is the marital union of two human beings of the same sex.

It is looked down upon by many Republicans and Christians because they believe it is "unnatural" and that the homosexuals could become straight if they wanted to. That is a lie because homosexuality is just as natural as heterosexuality, and they are born being gay and they cannot control it.

Homosexuals are people, too. Saying no to gay marriage is the same thing as saying no to interracial marriage. It is basically racism, even though homosexuals are not a race. It is discrimination.

Love is love, people. Gay marriage should be legal everywhere.

by Kathleen the superhero June 17, 2006

Gay Marriage

Why the fuck does anyone even care as long as they are happy? How does it affect you at all?

Gay Marriage should definitely be legal.

by Amillover April 16, 2006

marriage

1) Something that can be both heaven and hell.

2) The end of hourly or daily sex.

3) Most extreme form of torture to a guy who constantly gets laid.

4) The end of life and fun.

1) Husband, "Honey, can we have sex". Wife, "Should have thought of that before we got married, No".

2) I gave up my days of having a new woman every day for the never ending hell of having the same one forever.

3) Kids, just say no to marriage.

by Mr. MD January 26, 2007

marriage

When you finally find someone to beat your wood for you.

Because of marriage I don't have to masturbate anymore.

by Keneto May 24, 2016

Dirty Mariaelena

A female who is feminine and attractive and stands out in a bar. Males will buy her alcohol and try to get her drunk as to take advantage. But little do they know she can drink most men under the table. As they try to get her drunk, The male can’t keep up, roles are reversed and the male is then vulnerable to a Dirty Mariaelena. She will take advantage of the male for drinks, food, money or gifts.

Bro, this girl at the bar was so hot! I bought her some shots to losen her up but little did I known she was a Dirty Mariaelena and I ended up passed out with my wallet the missing!

by Lxsaps February 13, 2019