marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004

marming

A unique blend of mad (bonkers loopy mad not anger mad) and charming. Somebody who is perfectly charming to be around yet at any moment can explode into madness.

Girl A: "I just had the most wonderful converstaion with that guy over there until he start tweaking his nipples and whistling the A-team theme tune and insisting his name was Zippy. Quite bizarre..."
Girl B: "Yeah he's marming alright"

by Chris and Emma March 13, 2007

Marmite Bum

When someone farts and their ass becomes sweaty,often used as a piss take of the arctic monkeys song mardy bum.

"Hey there marmite bum,i've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun, and it goes off."

by benaaaay November 3, 2008

Marmalized

To get marmalized is to get injured or distorted horrendously to look as if you you could be scooped up into a jar and look like marmalade

Preston: omg that man has been hit by a car he looks aweful
Leon: he is marmalized

by leebubb June 2, 2017

marmar

n. Slang for marijuana

Ryan: How about, "I have an allergy to alcohol, so i brought a pound of marmar"
Dominik: They will accept if they’ve done a hefty amount of pre drinking
Jackson: Just looked up marmar, its undefined. I will be the first
Dominik: I assumed you mean't weed

by Ryan Jackson October 7, 2005

Mr Marmalade

THE surname that denotes a very sexy being. They are also, as a rule exceptional in the sack.

MMM I juat had me a bit of Mr Marmalade yesterday and I think I am going to have another orgasm just thinking about it.

by ket89 July 22, 2011

marmite

1. Food made from yeast extract with black, gooey texture. Very nice.

2. Counter-strike player: |<7|S>|-=MaRMiTe=-

I like marmite on toast

by Steve "MaRMiTe" Goldberg March 11, 2003