super mario galaxy

Non-biased opinion: A game for the Wii, that has sold over 6 million copies and has been universally praised by critics.

True Opinion: The best game on the Wii by far, and one of the best games ever created, with great gameplay, innovative design, AWESOME orchestrated music, and cool graphics (The best on the Wii).

Guy 1: Dude, I just bought Super Mario Galaxy!

Guy 2: Is it good?

Guy 1: OH HOLY FUCK YES *Dies*

Guy 2: ....*Goes to buy Mario Galaxy*

by teh bag of chrisness October 28, 2008

mario party

an amzing game for nintendo 64 that may make you loose friends.

i'm color blind so of course you scream out the wrong colors and now i lost mario party you fucking cunt. we over.

by kait 0.0 October 13, 2006

Super Mario 64

The best damn game ever

Super Mario 64 is the best damn game in the world

by Biggest Dick Rick February 20, 2018

Mario

A male name common in Italy and throughout the Spanish-speaking world. Men named Mario are characterized by rugged good looks, superior athletic skills, above average sexual endowment, and a wry sense of humor.

That Mario's a real pimp.

Mario, can I be your friend?

How about a BJ, Mario?

by Soy el capitan February 10, 2010

mario test

a test that can be conducted to determine if a girl is a whore or not. from the movie "a bronx tale"

steps are as proceeds:

1. get her in your car and drive on the highway.

2. pull up to a tractor trailer and get the drivers attention.

3. ask the girl to go down on you.

4. if that dirty tramp goes down on the 'ole bracciole, knowing that guy's watching...she's a whore and can't be trusted.

Sonny: You borrow my car. And then you give her the test.
Calogero 'C' Anello: What? The Mario test?
Sonny: Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgv_gXCKSHs

by cristoforo capone October 17, 2008

Mariokiller64

Mario = The name Mario
Killer = Of course, Killer
64 = The number 64.
Now, put Mario and the numbers in "Mariokiller64". You would see Mario64 referring to Super Nintendo Mario64. As in, Mariokiller64 means killing Mario64, Now you ask "Why didn't you just use Mario64Killer." I didn't choose that because it sounded lame =D. Mariokiller64 generally means killing Super Nintendo Mario 64.

Mariokiller64 just made Mario jump off the castle to kill himself.

by Mariokiller64 January 14, 2009

Mario Kart Effect

When You are winning at Mario Kart and everything goes to shit. It's as if Lemony Snicket wrote a new series of unfortunate events, except this time they were about you playing mario kart and going from 1st to 8th thanks to fucking Donkey Kong throwing a blue shell, then Toad shoves a green shell up your bum to spin you into a banana peel in which you slip off the edge and as soon as lakitu drops you back onto the course your asshole friend in 8th hits you with a lightning bolt and ends up winning. The frustration and despair caused by the Mario Kart Effect are unmatched, and the probability of the Mario Kart Effect benefiting you are slim to none.

1. It's not my fault that I lost! Its that god damn Mario Kart Effect. (n)

2. Thanks to the Mario Kart Effect, Nick and Zack are quite peeved. (n)

by MKE September 27, 2013