Reverse Management

When management tasks are completed by personnel that are typically under a manager who was responsible for the tasks but failed to do them in a timely manner.

Steve had to complete the reports just hours before they were due for the meeting that was planned months in advance because his manager had spent the last few months procrasturbating. Thanks to Steve's Reverse Management the meeting was able to proceed and the company didn't look like a sack of dicks at the meeting..only his manager looked like a sack of dicks. Steve is underpaid :(

by Rogue_Leader September 12, 2017

Alert Manager

A pice of shit alarming tool that is guaranteed to slow down productivity and completely destroy morale where ever it is implemented.

I would rather dry hump an AIDS infected cactus than have to use Alert Manager.

by D0nkypunch March 7, 2018

junior assistant manager breakdown

a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.

some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown

by brotographer March 20, 2010

Charming The Manaconda

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.

I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

green fleet manager

A person who only has relationships with female soldiers.

Crumbs ken all you do is pump green fleet. Did you do the green fleet managers course?

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

10% Middle Manager

In middle management when you get a new manager who thinks that they know everything and that they have great ideas (generally from their last job) and they start a bunch of them and never finish any of them. 10 ideas all stalled at 10%. In their mind it is 100 % complete and they did a good job.

The new 10% Middle Manager is a nice guy but every thing he starts he never finishes. He thinks the job is 100% complete and that he did a good job. We just call him….. “10%”.

by Coop1964 May 5, 2022

gash management

the management female genitalia

"what are you studying at university?"
"gash management"

by ionanana September 28, 2008