apology mayonaise

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise

Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise

by X3n7 April 17, 2015

midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation

After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!

by KatKnipp August 16, 2015

Hymen Mayonnaise

The act of breaking a girls hymen while simultaneously giving her a creampie

"I heard you gave Rebecca some Hymen Mayonnaise last night"

by TheDiddlerXIII January 22, 2016

exotic mayonnaise

A white person who tried to claim they've got exciting foreign heritage.

Person 1: so yeah I'm like 1/16 Scottish, 1/8 Finnish, 1/16 Welsh, 1/4 French, 1/4 German and half Irish .

Person 2: you're literally just exotic mayonnaise XD

by Lady Mayonnaise The Third January 10, 2017

william manson

fucking, filthy, rotten, scummy, slimy, smell, moneky shit eating. white kid from Scotland who cares for nothing more than pulling hoes with his brand spanking new Mozart model 69 Piano. (muppet)

oi william manson, you're a right nigger lol XD. rawr

by OpticCartwheels June 20, 2019

Smegg-mayonnaise

When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.

Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."

Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"

Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"

Rita: "Shame".

by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020