JoBro-Mance

The term JoBro-Mance means to be "in love" with one or more members of the band, the Jonas Brothers, (being that they are totally hot/cute, and they have thousands of lovers, it is necessary that there be a whole, separate word for this kind of crush) Most of us girls (um...or some boy-ish weirdos who are having a JoBro-Mance are also afflicted with a serious, incurable, and EXTREMLY contagious disorder called OJD (Obsessive Jonas Disorder)

The term JoBro-Mance can be used in a sentence like so:

I' having a JoBro-Mance!! <3
I'm not just in a romance, and it's not only a "bro-mance,"
either...it's a JoBro-Mance!! <3
Nick Jonas is so cute, Joe Jonass is so hot, and Kevin Jonas is so cool, I can't help from having a JoBro-Mance!
(Frankie's the man, too!!)

I must admit, I am having a JoBromance, and am the worst found case of OJD...EVER!!!!

by Catherine Lawrence April 26, 2008

Mancat

A College in Manchester for those people who have attained very low grades, if any at all, and wish to skive for a few years in "higher" education until they are old enough to go on the dole.

"You got into MANCAT?" - "Of course I did fool!"

by Chris Icelly May 3, 2005

mancake

1) A particularly fine male specimen, usually being quite muscular or "buff".

2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.

"Hey, have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? What a MANCAKE!"

If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.

by Teenage Lobotomy October 31, 2007

manc

An inhabitant of Manchester, a city with a particularly high crime rate due to scousers having stolen everything in their own shithole, (see Liverpool).

Not to be confused with followers of Manchester city, who are known as "bitters", (see Stockport).

Scouser: You're crime rat'es higher than ours you Manc twat
Manc: That's because you go elsewhere on the rob you granny-stabbing doleite

by Jonny December 23, 2003

Manc

Similar to Scouser but more violent and worst but don't let them tell you otherwise.

Moss side, Salford, greater Manchester

by haha April 9, 2003

manch

A portmanteau referring to semen, combining the words man + ranch.

After harassing the guy at the sub shop, she realized he put manch on her sandwich instead of mayo.

by byoqi October 15, 2012

malecessory

noun. a (usually metrosexual) accessory complementing a fantastic outfit.

also...

malecessorize verb.

Jack got a bitchin' malecessory at the mall today.

The scarf was an unbelievably attractive malecessory.

Jacks gay malecessories made me puke.

by limmer January 6, 2009