grease magnet

A phrase derived from the flash movie "The Demented Cartoon Movie" that, directly after being said, causes the Earth to spontaniously explode.

Boy (wearing a propeller hat and holding a small cannon): "Grease Magnet!"

- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.

by EskimoBob4Ever July 26, 2006

meat magnet

anything that draws the male genitalia towards it.

damn you see that bitch?She's a meat magnet! She can smoke my bone any time.

by p-low July 22, 2010

Koskhol Magnet

A person who is unlucky enough to frequently attract, be surrounded or hassled by crackpots, bozos, and inconsiderate jerks.

What's wrong with people!? Am I a koskhol magnet or something?

by Milad.aka.miles September 30, 2021

dyke magnet

A hairstyle or form of fashion that attracts lesbians.

Lisa, your new short hairdo is a dyke magnet.

by Junior1010 February 6, 2014

Neodyium Magnets

Some bullshit made up by Tyson Vacuums to let all people know that they have superior ghost catching vacuums/purple sex machines.

These ghostbuster suits have neodyium magnets making them both superior in ghost trapping ability as well as excellent purple sex machines.

by RESTEKP47 December 14, 2010

magnetic fart

A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.

Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!

by FubarGOB September 21, 2010

Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016