Magic Hour

1. (noun) A period of time typically starting soon before last call and ending when a bar/club is officially closed wherein every person who has not yet hooked up and wishes to do so lowers their respective standards to “whatever is available”. Usually results in regrettable hookups with unattractive and/or fat people. When coupled with drinking large amounts of alcohol may result in truly reprehensible hookup scenarios.

2. (adj.) Used to describe a person who would not normally be the object of sexual attraction. Typically said person is extraordinarily unattractive or overweight.

“Hey dude, did you see who Melvin hooked up with last night? She was HUGE!!”
“Well, what do you expect at 3:30AM? It was the magic hour."

“Yo, have you seen the new chick that started this week? She hot?”
“Absolutely not, pure magic hour material.”

by Tyler McNasty June 20, 2010

Magic Stick

A very long and magical cock only held by the most elite of men.

Bruce: “you know my magic stick is 8 1/2 inches long, u can play with it sometime.”
Samantha: “yes please daddy give it to me”

by KevinC2003 November 4, 2018

Magic Fingers

Fingering a girl with skill

Fingering a girl and she explodes right away

by GKizzle May 1, 2005

magic marker

After take a shit you keep wiping and the shit never goes away

Dude, I was stuck in the stall for 20 minutes because I had a magic marker!

by Ay-yo-gray-suit March 4, 2017

Magic Eye Girl

A girl who isn't good-looking at first glance, but the more you look at her, the more you think she's good-looking.

Derived from the popular kid's optical illusion books titled "Magic Eye".

A: "I think Christine is pretty cute."
B: "What? You said she was ugly before."
A: "I dunno, I guess she's a Magic Eye Girl. I can totally see how cute she is now."

by makalive45 October 29, 2009

magic box

an elevator from a dog's perspective

I live on the 4th floor and I was taking my dog out for a walk, so we took the elevator down. The dog got in the elevator on my floor and when the door opened we were on the ground floor. The dog thought, "How the fuck did that happen? We were in a magic box!"

by Wordmaster Adam November 6, 2013

Magic Hat

When you stick your head inside a girls asshole

She said "put it in the back" so I performed the Magic Hat

by FrankDim October 18, 2021