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Bible Mack

Noun 1) The act of being tricked into attending some type of religious invite. Usually pertaining to being invited to church by some holy roller who pretends to be nice to you right before they spring "By the way would you like to go church with me?"

Verb 2) How a person can ruin your complete fucking day by asking you to go to their kooky cult like church after they do you a solid. i.e. "Thanks James for helping me paint my house." "No problem Dedan...say you want to go to church with me?"
Kevin: Hey man how you are doing?

Drew: Pretty good just getting ready for the weekend! Thanks for letting me borrow your car today.

Kevin: Anytime man! Got any big plans for the weekend?

Drew: Nada, I'm just trying to get my chill on!

Kevin: That sounds good...say you want to go to church with me since you have no real plans?

Drew: Dog did you just try to bible mack me?
by Form-VII April 9, 2009
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Tea Mack

1) Tea bagging someone you're interested in

2) Dropping your testicles onto a person's face as a means to express romantic interest
We were in the bedroom, and I was tea mackin' to show her I care.
by ZombieBreath916 October 11, 2010
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mack

Slang 'gangsta' term for masturbation.
Despite the tough talk, us gangstas can't get none for real, so we spends all our time macking off.
by Arthur September 14, 2003
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mack daddy

A pimpalicous man who gets anything he wants (ie, sex, money, clothing, cars etc).
Dawg!! did you see that pimpalicous mack daddy ova therr??? He's da man!!!
by lauren and sadie January 4, 2004
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macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).
"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."
by D. Gould March 8, 2006
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mack hack

1. When one of your bros picks up the target that you were going after.
2. Talking bad about one of your friends to the girl he is chasing.
1. "Man, Drew totally mack hacked that blonde away from me. What a dick."
2. "Things were going fine until Ryan came over and started mack hacking. He told her about my other two girlfriends."
by The Ztud December 24, 2008
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Crack Macking

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.
Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.
by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010
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