ESP Mail

The information, usually from a superior in an organization or from an institution with which you do business, that you never received, but which they think you should have intuitively known despite how arcane the information is.

"My boyfriend said I didn't get him for his birthday what he'd been hinting at. I guess I didn't get the ESP Mail."
"My boss said that I didn't get a raise because I didn't do everything he told me to do, even though I showed him the email he sent requesting it and the proof that I did everything it required...and more..., he said that I hadn't done everything he expected me to do"
"I thought I'd get 50% off my purchase at X*Y^Z.com as they indicated but I didn't because of requirements they don't mention anywhere on their website."

by alienmindtrick February 11, 2010

E-mail Avalanche

A string of unwanted responses to a people-wide sent e-mail that are both unwanted and unnecessary. E-mail avalanches usually start with "RE:" These annoying e-mails usually trickle in all day, and if they occur at work, they have little to nothing to do with any important or pressing issue.

RE: Last Night
From: Katie

PLEASE stop these e-mails! I feel like I'm buried in an e-mail avalanche. Too many flakes starting an avalanche.

RE: Last Night
From: John

Food sucked!

_________________________________________________

RE: Last Night
From: Bill

Loved the music. Awesome jobs!

_________________________________________________

RE: Last Night
From: Becca

I concur! Absolutely awesome!

-Becca

_________________________________________________

To: Company Employees
Subject: Last Night

Great Party!

-Sally

_________________________________________________

by Artemis19 June 3, 2011

T-mail

another word for text message, made up in a song by Kota Minyota in a freestyle over J Cole's "Can't Get Enough" instrumental

"So the females hit the t-mail, tryna get close to us" - Kota Minyota

by X-quisite November 23, 2011

[Junk Mail]

Junk Mail /junk male/NOUN: 1.Unsolicited or undesirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These repulsive images are particularly egregious when said genitalia is flaccid; rendering the transmission of such images unwarranted – as a flaccid penis is completely useless to the recipient. Images of fully erect penis are also distasteful when sent without prior consent. 2.Solicited or desirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These delightful images are particularly pleasant when said genitalia is erect, serviceable and sent in response to a direct request.* * Direct requests include “Send me some junk mail.”, “Send me a pic of that monster” “I want a pic” “Let me see a pic” or any phrasing that include the words “show” “send” “I want to see” in addition to a reference to the penis. Any other phrasing is pure speculation on the sender’s part and an image of your junk will be unwelcomed. Furthermore, sending a pic of your junk in lieu of a direct request is frowned upon by most women and the behavior should be avoided.

1.Girl he had the nerve to send me some junk mail. I think he gave my computer a virus! 2.Girl he sent me some junk mail! This is going to my inbox first chance I get!

by Kelz4Life! August 21, 2017

meme mail

The act of always sending Memes when sending any emails.

Hey, have you noticed that whenever he needs to send an email he sends a Meme?

Ya! I call it Meme Mail - what do you think?

That's a terrible pun but I can't deny it fits the situation perfectly.

by Auxy July 13, 2017

FU-Mail

An email address you give to fuk-twats, so they can't spam you.

Bob: Your email address isn't [e-mail]?

Mo: No, it's an FU-Mail address.

by james savik December 5, 2022

magic voice mail

A voicemail message that appears without receiving any missed calls.

If you get too many magic voice mails, you might think about changing your provider.

by richomundo October 27, 2008