Ass Muppet

A person with unoriginal ideas, seemingly willing for anyone to stick a hand up their ass and make them their puppet. Ass Muppet.

"Bobby won't make up his mind, he's being an ass muppet."

"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."

by kermy d fiend May 18, 2004

Muppet Fucking

When the female partner screams like Miss Piggy while being penetrated during sexual intercourse.

Drew was muppet fucking Jennie Thursday night in Bitely!

by squal_al August 5, 2007

muppet

Noun - See >Idiot Noun

"I don't care who you use, as long as they aren't complete muppets." Harry the Hatchet, Lock, Stock, and Two smoking Barrels, 1998

by blueeyesm March 22, 2004

muppet

someone who acts like a right twat

you stupid muppet

by marie August 29, 2003

meat muppet

1. An ugly and unusual looking vagina.

You don't want to go down on Karen, she has a meat muppet.

by Kendog May 13, 2005

muppet

General name given to a large cast of bizarre comedy puppets created by the late Jim Henson. While many performed on "The Muppet Show" (and numerous movies and spin-offs) others appeared on the children's television series "Sesame Street."

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are muppets.

by Blackmac October 31, 2003

Muppet Hug

Jacking off into a really fuzzy sock.

Sylvain was so horny he resorted to giving himself a Muppet Hug. Now he's got to do laundry.

by SnoogumsBoogums November 25, 2011