your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced:(scient-IST)

your friend: where tf were you?
you: your moms ist

or

"I fucked your mom right in her ist"

by lychie August 2, 2023

on the moms

a phrase used to swear on your mom that you're not lying; to promise

"I didn't drink your beer!"

"Put it"

"On the moms!"

by jt1234 August 18, 2009

I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS

SCREW YOU NATHAN

I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS LAST NIGHT

by carterthenigga May 17, 2023

Moms

A term for the female parental unit. Originating from the 1996 novel, "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.

"The Moms has a phobia of doors and overhead lighting"

by ketiekew May 28, 2007

Moms

A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops

"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother

"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris

by Lukeism May 18, 2010

Momsen

Overtly sexual jailbait.

That girl is such a momsen. Named for underage actress Taylor Momsen, who regularly flaunts her sexuality.

by Madam Geneva August 3, 2010

momster

A momster is something your mother can turn into when she flips her shit and freaks out at you. This normally happens when:

1) you cut your own hair
2) you pierce yourself
3) when you break something

4) when you accidently say something in front of her that is more of a "friend remark"
or 5) when you accidently drop your guinea pig that she really loves to feed.

teenager: "hey mom nice new computer charger" *poke* *crash* D= "umm....te-he-he-he..." *runs in room...followed by a mom...*

Momster: "YOU %^&* TEENAGER touchin' on my effing charger!!!!! AHHHerrrrrrrHAhbdsfjdkjf..."

teenager: "0_o holy shit, my mom just turned into a momster and flipped her shit.. "

by Magentaa0_o September 12, 2011