mong chop

light hearted insult.
extension of mong
usually used in the same context as dumbass

How come i cant reload my gun??
Um, cuz you're out of ammo mong chop

by Propagandhi March 4, 2004

mong fuck

An individual who is the fruit of the union between two mongs and appears doubly blessed in its' parents dominant traits. A mong squared.

" He couldn't find his way out of the Mall, despite the clear signage"

" well, what do you expect from such a Mong Fuck"

by Andrew and Hayley January 16, 2008

mong-whale

someone who is fat as well as being retarded

fuck off you smelly mong-whale

by william munro July 23, 2008

Mong womble

A Person who show how dumb or stupid they are by doing/saying dumb things or a general bellend

This Mong womble decided he would drink bleach

The Mong womble just cut his own hair and left the back looking like an 80's hairy minge

by Iseestupid September 22, 2014

Mong'posterthy moment

when mongus man goes to mogus drip store, becomes a mong'poster and then starts flying

"Hey, you want a cookie"

"nah"

"ok buy some mongus stuff"

"ok"

*starts flying*

"guys look! that's a mong'posterthy moment!!!"

by DW | Krispy Comrade May 4, 2021

mong button

generally defined as a wikberg

he likes to press my mong button

by jessicasarahl May 18, 2010

Mong-cock

With reference to a male with a large penis, said to match the size of a disabled person with a huge manhood and no idea how to use it.

Simon has a fucking mong-cock

by Rothers March 8, 2015