Midget Blood

A female who has extremeties that resembles that of ones that belong to a midget. (A regular female with a percentage of dwarfism)

Damn that bitch is thick! Yeah but she got a little Midget Blood in her, you see them stumpy ass legs and normal torso.

by Ptown Beatdown April 25, 2009

Punch the Midget

An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.

I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.

by Whackbag December 5, 2004

dominatrix midget

noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.

As seen on Jerry Springer:

The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.

#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."

Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"

Rodion: "Yes."

#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor

by Argonak April 11, 2008

russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

by nick stefanak December 28, 2008

midget fucker

A person that fucks midgets.

1. Whats up you midget fucker?
2. Suck a dick you midget fucker.

by amanda and j-rod April 28, 2005

midget toss

think hot potato, except with a midget.

john won the midget toss tournament

by mike oxuje November 22, 2007

midget lover

when someone is obsessed with little people.

Brandan likes to go to small world so he can meet a midget and have hard core sex with them, classifying him as a midget lover.

by BIG person lover February 14, 2009