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Maternitized

The negative effect of Maternity on a previously hot chick. A combination of the words "Maternity" & "Traumatized". Syptoms include abnormally large butt, muffintops, and saggy breasts.
Ted: "Hey I hooked up with Karen last night!"
Vince: "So what? She's been maternitized"
by t0pl355 April 28, 2010
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serial killer material

A phrase to describe someone with a single awkward mannerism in an otherwise perfect social demeanor.
Steve: You know, Bill is a really nice dude. I can't find one single flaw in the guy's attitude.

Martin: Yeah, but when he held the door for me this morning, he gave me that weird grin of his.

Steve: Oh yeah, he's totally serial killer material.
by TBrownz October 9, 2008
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pizda materina

mothers vagina- yugoslavian swear word
Plaèaj mi 10 èukov! (pay me!)
Idi u pizdo materino! (go to the mothers vagina)
by Mitja Rek July 15, 2003
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tua mater

The other poster is a noob. Correct Latin for Your mom is so fat, she sits around the house would actually be

tua mater est tam obesa ut ea sedeat in domo.

circum not only takes an accusative noun, but cannot be used to mean around in this context.
by dbur September 10, 2006
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mater mortis

Mother of Death - In the film Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013), during a seance scene, the question "What does she want?" is asked. Fifteen dice (with letters on each side) are then rolled out on to a table. The dice spring to life and spell out "mater mortis" - Latin for "mother of death."
mater mortis mother death insidious ghost evil seance
by DanielSam September 15, 2013
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dura mater

One tough mother of an outer covering for the brain.
The dura mater is above the pia mater.
by Cyanosis January 9, 2009
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Meatgrinder

A woman or man with an abnormally large rear end, "booty," or buttocks that protrudes outwards in a grand fashion to permit the penetration of the corresponding meatcleaver.
"I am so jealous of that meatgrinder near the dumpster smoking a joint over there, wish I got a big booty like hers to get me some guys."
"Mmm honey you are lucky you got me to bounce on top of that meatcleaver because it's hard to come by a meatgrinder that can get up in that like me."
(A couple in heat) "Oh baby harder, my meatgrinder can take it!"
"When I was an old saggy woman, it was apparent that my meatgrinder was tired and overused due to its droopy, flat, and dull appearance. No one wanted to fuck me until I got the revolutionary Fat-Filler for meatgrinders from Playdough, thanks Playdough!"
"There I was, lamp in hand, shoving it up my rectum. The stanky ass bitch next to me couldn't believe I could fit it up there, but I said 'Hey I'm a meatgrinder, anythings possible!' and she stood there in shock."
by mdds1002 January 22, 2014
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