Michael McPhee

The sexiest man alive.

"I want to fuck Michael McPhee."

by michaelmcfine May 7, 2022

McPhilliac

One who chronically enguages in and/or ingests McGina/McDouche.

A new kind of Mac Attack: McPhilliac.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

McPaper

USA Today. Due to it's high on words, low on content composition.

"Jim, I need to line my bird's cage, hand me the McPaper." said Bill. to which Jim asked "You mean the USAToday?"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"

by Tiberius1701 September 5, 2008

mcpenisgina

a made-up sex organ said to be on those one does not like. used as an insult to say that said person is neither male nor female.

that bitch definitely has a mcpenisgina!

by Bob Lamb August 21, 2006

Smokey McPott

The code i use

Hello officer

whats your name sir

Smokey McPott

by 12logan121 April 6, 2010

Touchy McPenishands

Name given to a guy who has that constant smell of dick on his fingers, as a result from always fondling about in his trousers. He will typically be a man of low hygiene and seems to have an obsession with putting his fragrant fingers near your face, similar to a Touchy McToucherson.

Gurl 1: Yo. Have you noticed that his fingers always smell like dieck when he wipes them in your face?
Gurl 2: I know right?! Is his name 'Touchy McPenishands' or something?!

by TheGoofySquid June 7, 2016

McPhee

Australian slang for a terrible, terrible purchase. You buy something that you think is crap, then realize it's a thousand times crapper than you could have ever imagined.

"Why aren't you wearing your new pants?" "They make me walk like I have no hamstrings, they were a total McPhee"

by TreblocC May 14, 2010