Matt

A homosexual who gets horny when he sees gay porn. Hits on everything that moves, from himself, to ones best friends, a 80 year old teacher, a dog, and even ones grandma and grandpa, with a girlfriend. One sucks at sports, and really sucks at the sport he loves. One is so self centered and cocky, one will git ones face messed up.
Just an average pussy manhore, probably gay. Matt
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Dude, that nasty chinese man just ate that Matt!
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(noun) A dickface asshole who hates everyone, and everything. He should really go fall off a cliff, and no one would care. An extremely pissy guy who really needs to deal with his own shit instead of putting it on others. Enjoys cussing people out and basically being a creep by staring people down. Is annoyed easily.
You should really avoid that guy, he's such a Matt.
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Matt is a very interesting person and really likes to grind on video games he also likes to go on trips with his teachers and is a hard working boyscout that puts in lots of work to be on the top teir of boy scouts he has a very that in school is called mr. cool.
Wow that Matt is a real boyscout
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reidiculousy needy,annoying,ugly,possibly stinky. Just all around not the kind of guy you would wanna be with.
oh my god this is the fifth time he called me in 20 minutes. hes such a matt
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tall skinny guy that tends to hang out with fat people and drive slow vehicles.
yo look its fat matt hanging out with josh and b-ryan.
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1.erect,blood filled penis
I have a matt whenever I see that really hot chick.
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