1 definition by titpiss

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A fuckin' guy who thinks le chateau is too expensive and drowns girls with axe. is usually cross eyed with ugly shirts on first meetings. his hair is army-like, gelled down and has weird teeth. looks lie a druggy.. he has bulgy eyes.
"Oh my GOD look at that fucked up fish!"
"No dude, that's Matt."
by titpiss March 06, 2009
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