I don't like you in that way

What a girl says to a guy "friend" when he tries to express feelings for her that go beyond friendship. When a girl has a guy "friend", this almost always means that he is interested in her, which is why he hangs out with her, but she almost always sees him strictly as a friend.

<Girl> You're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

*translation*

<Girl> You're a great guy, and you have all the qualities in a guy I'm looking for, but I'm not going to be your girlfriend. I will, however, use you as a basis for comparison for all other guys who hit on me, but I'm going to be with someone who is far less nice, and who is probably an abusive alcoholic. Then, if he doesn't work out, I'll move on to another guy, but still not you. In fact, I will never be with you, but I will call you from time to time to complain about the guy that I am with.

by VonZippa June 21, 2005

That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.

Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

by GFYMNIGGER October 9, 2021

SMASH THAT MOTHAFUCKIN’ LIKE BUTTON

A command used by several YouTubers intended to dramatize their words telling you (the young audience) to click the like button for their video, regardless of your truthful opinion of the given content. There are many ways to achieve this goal as a YouTuber, like by adding dramatic, inciteful words such as “SMACK,” “HIT,” “ABUSE,” “DESTROY,” “WACK,” etc.

Other ways of fulfilling this include giving your audience limited time to click the like button with a countdown, using it as a necessity for them to win your totally authentic giveaways, telling them that something fortunate will occur in their lives if they click the button, or telling them that something unfortunate will occur if they do not.

YouTuber: “SMASH THAT MOTHAFUCKIN’ LIKE BUTTON, YOU GUYS, AND SANTA WILL APPEAR AT YOUR DOORSTEP WITHIN MINUTES. THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! I AM NOT KIDDING!”

Audience: “Yeah, yeah. Fine, weird stranger commanding me through a screen.”

by wordwonkusXXX November 16, 2018

That's like hiking without high heels!

Used when talking about a really bad idea or something that seems very hard to do

"Let's write an Octave function with many for loops"
"Dude! That's like hiking without high heels!"

by Idoger Bontes October 4, 2018

That sounds like a you problem

A sentence coined by Nirthya, it is a dismissal used when someone is complaining too much about someone or a situation and you know there is no real problem with said person or situation so you say this to shut them down.

Person A: "I hate the fact that Jeremy slept with Stevie, like what the actual fuck is wrong with him?"

You: "Okay but what's wrong with Stevie?"

Person A: "I don't know, but I don't like him."

You: "Huh, that sounds like a you problem."

by orlandoboom October 1, 2019

STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS

A STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS has never taken a shower. She/he has not even gotten a teaching degree

You: Bro this STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS
Me: I know right they can't even be bussin bussin, no cap no kizzy on god they are dumb.

by InfinitySleepYT February 14, 2022

Like a turd that won't flush.

“Like a turd that won't flush” can mean an excrement that you can‘t flush down the toilet. But when said to someone or about someone, it means an irritating person that just won’t go away.

It is mostly used in the latter sense.

Example 1:

He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.

Example 2:

Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!

Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.

Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.

by scooby007 January 17, 2011