shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.
Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.
by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018
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rat lettuce

Hey Tommy lets sell John some rat lettuce.
by braddrew September 26, 2011
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Lettuce Wad

1. A tightly packed, layered, and folded outer leaf of rotting iceberg lettuce included as an inedible topping to an In-n-out burger. Distinguished from the cool, crisp, "hand-leafed" piece of lettuce usually included with your fesh, tasty burger.

2. Any epicurean abomination.
You: I can't wait to sink my teeth into this tasty Double-Double.

Me: Oh man! A lettuce wad! I can't eat this now. Can I have yours?
by drJJL April 18, 2010
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bootleg lettuce

1. bok choy; asian cabbage;

2. Any green, leafy vegetable of dubious origin.
Enzo don't want to be stuck eatin' nothin' but bootleg lettuce and baby food for a week.
by Seattle Jimmy August 03, 2010
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french lettuce

An endearing or playful term when referring to a well-used vagina.
The prostitute asked: "Would you like to nibble on my french lettuce?"
by Jamott February 14, 2009
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lettuce in the fridge

i cant afford that, o wait, i forgot that i got lettuce in the fridge!
by shane r May 16, 2008
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Lettuce Ladies

PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) campainers (sometimes playboy models, actresses and icons) that dress up in outfits, normally bikinis or long dresses, made or decorated with lettuce leaves to campain and spread the word about vegetarian and veganism. They hold events, sometimes outside of McDonalds chains, cooking vegan food and sporting their lettuce outfits. Less known male equivalent- Broccoli Boys.
Celebrity Lettuce Ladies include Amanda Holden, Aditi Gowitrikar, Elizabeth Berkley, Tracy Bingham and Pamela Anderson.
-"I hear the Lettuce Ladies are serving up some vegan Bean Burgers outside McDonalds, wanna go?"
-"mmmm... McDonalds!"
by Betti April 24, 2006
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