Clettus Lettuce

Alien Lettuce that gets you high as fuck

Yo Ethan gets go eat some Clettus Lettuce

by Tomura May 12, 2022

Indian Lettuce

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?

Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.

by PlanetOceanReturns May 3, 2023

shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.

Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.

by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018

bootleg lettuce

1. bok choy; asian cabbage;

2. Any green, leafy vegetable of dubious origin.

Enzo don't want to be stuck eatin' nothin' but bootleg lettuce and baby food for a week.

by Seattle Jimmy August 3, 2010

french lettuce

An endearing or playful term when referring to a well-used vagina.

The prostitute asked: "Would you like to nibble on my french lettuce?"

by Jamott February 14, 2009

lettuce in the fridge

another term for "money in the bank"

i cant afford that, o wait, i forgot that i got lettuce in the fridge!

by shane r May 15, 2008

Lettuce Ladies

PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) campainers (sometimes playboy models, actresses and icons) that dress up in outfits, normally bikinis or long dresses, made or decorated with lettuce leaves to campain and spread the word about vegetarian and veganism. They hold events, sometimes outside of McDonalds chains, cooking vegan food and sporting their lettuce outfits. Less known male equivalent- Broccoli Boys.
Celebrity Lettuce Ladies include Amanda Holden, Aditi Gowitrikar, Elizabeth Berkley, Tracy Bingham and Pamela Anderson.

-"I hear the Lettuce Ladies are serving up some vegan Bean Burgers outside McDonalds, wanna go?"
-"mmmm... McDonalds!"

by Betti May 4, 2006