lotioning

The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.

-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.

by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009

E-lationship

A relationship with someone you've only ever talked with online.

Craig is so funny, I'm thinking about friend requesting him and taking our e-lationship to the next level.

by Spoonorama July 9, 2010

LotionWhore

A person (most likely femalien) who adores lotion. They put it on their hands every two minutes. They hate having dry hands. It grosses them out.

Erin: Oh My Gosh. Look at that girl put on lotion. I can see her back up lotion bottle. She is such a LotionWhore.

by BexCa March 10, 2009

lotionobia

When there's too much lotion on your skin.

My mom had to help me with my lotionobia

by Isabella Cruz April 17, 2017

LOLion

a simple infusion of the acronym 'LOL' and the word 'lion' by someone who thought that it was not only funny, but ingenious to use the last letter of a word to act smarter.

Q:what's an animal with a mane and a tail?
A:lol...it's a lion...
A2:OMG! lol, lion, LOLion!! :O

by Dracardo July 31, 2011

Lotionized

Someone or something that is covered in lotion and completely moisturized.

"No Mom I can't answer the door, I just lotionized my hands."

by Alanna McDonald May 19, 2008

Lotionose

Person who can recognize EVERY lotion scent on your body because they way-too-frequently go to Bath and Body Works to smell things.

"Wow Bree! How did you know I was wearing Moonlight Path?!"
"Well my lotionose can recognize it because I own EVERY B&B Works product EVER!"

by Ellen Moore November 28, 2007