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Looking for the Boston Market

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console
by Jerz26 January 17, 2014
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Looking for Alaska

Looking for Alaska is one of John Green's books that have been written by the author John Green. The story takes places that is divided into two parts, before and after.

Before: Miles "Pudge" Halter is a student at Culver Creek. Pudge was an innocent little soul until he met Alaska Young. An intelligent, screwed up, and god damn sexy girl. Pudge starts falling for Alaska but for Alaska, she dragged Pudge into a labyrinth of situations that sounded not innocent but they seemed like fun. From smoking to having drinking parties in the woods while they confess their emotions, Pudge starts drowning into emotions of rebellion, love and schoolwork.

After: Nothing is the same for Pudge.

If you wanna know what happens after, read the book!
Weird person I don't know or like: Have you read Looking For Alaska?

Me: *starts yodelling

WPIDKOL: u ok?

Me: I read Looking for Alaska over a 100 times, and yet I still want the god damn movie!

WPIDKOL: okay......?
by notamazingwords August 27, 2017
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To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.
Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:

Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.
by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020
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Looking forward to it

To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.
(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.
by D. Y. Vetz March 14, 2021
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losingwashingmachine

losingwashingmachine is the best mutual you could ever get. theyre hella funny and cool. i recommend being their mutual
example 1: “bro, did you see losingwashingmachine’s new post? its so funny”

example 2: “you dont know who losingwashingmachine is? youre lame”
by v0m1t April 25, 2021
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Looking for socks

Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”
I wasn’t fucking anyone i was just looking for socks.
by GrantDobbedYaIn November 18, 2021
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Looking rough

It’s like you’ve been gang banged it a roach motel for the entire weekend. Eating vending machine snacks and sodas. Selling pussy and deep throating for $20 dollar hits of crack cocaine.
Holy shit, you are looking rough today.”
by Christian-isms March 27, 2023
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