The Best Kind of Friend

You two are so damn close you're almost dating... but not quite.

You spend all the time you can together and enjoy every second of it

People actually become concerned with the amount if time you spend together and how close you are

Wow Kayden and Victor are clearly the best kind of friend

The Best Kind of Friend by Oui Oui Baguettes Times Three January 22, 2020

Grelda the kind 

Grelda the kind....

A bitch who holds kids hostage at an orphanage in Riften, she likes to spend her days telling me that her kids aren’t for adoption when her kids aren’t even her kids.

But karmas a bitch and she’ll see what happens.

Also her assistant is very beautiful and deserves the world.

“Grelda the kind runs the orphanage in Riften you know.”

“Yeah I was just heading over there to say “hi” to the kids”

“But you have a bow and-“

“shHShHshshShH”

*afterwards*

*me and the kids dancing outta there*

Grelda the kind by Hisokas_favorite_toe December 11, 2020

Sexy boy with kind heart. 

Mandela is a kind heart man and he’s handsome, he can take care of you he don’t talk much.

Sexy boy with kind heart.

Sexy boy with kind heart.

Sexy boy with kind heart. by anonymous November 22, 2021

Close Encounter of the Second Kind 

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.

Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!

Close Encounter of the Second Kind by M#TH August 12, 2018

November 27th National tell all the broken people something kind 

The day where you tell someone that is broken something kind<3

Jeremy: Hey Gerald you look very nice today.

Gerald: How kind of you but why are you telling me this?

Jeremy: It’s November 27th national tell all the broken people something kind day

November 27th National tell all the broken people something kind by Totally not your mom November 7, 2021

The kind of girl who just takes a shit 

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

The kind of girl who just takes a shit by guerilla warfare December 14, 2008

close encounter of the turd kind 

1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.

2. Stepping on dog crap.

3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.

"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"

close encounter of the turd kind by carmenarmen February 11, 2010