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Kennedy Curse 

A term used to discribe a long list of misfortunate events that have happened to the Kennedy Family.

Curse Chronology:

1941 – Rosemary Kennedy was believed to be mentally retarded. However, some sources have claimed she was suffering from mental illness, such as depression. Because of her increasingly violent and severe mood swings, Joe Kennedy arranged in secret for her to undergo a lobotomy. The surgery impaired her cognitive abilities even more, and as a result, she remained institutionalized until her death in 2005.

August 12, 1944 – Joseph P. Kennedy, Jr., the eldest son of Joseph Kennedy and Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy, dies in a mid-air aircraft explosion over eastern England while flying a hazardous mission during World War II.

May 13, 1948 – Kathleen Kennedy Cavendish, Marchioness of Hartington, dies in a plane crash in France, along with her lover Peter Wentworth-FitzWilliam, 8th Earl FitzWilliam.

1955 – Jacqueline Kennedy suffers a miscarriage.

August 23, 1956 – Jacqueline Kennedy gives birth to a stillborn daughter. (Although the daughter was unnamed and is buried at Arlington National Cemetery next to her parents with a marker reading "Daughter", later reports indicated that the Kennedys had intended to name her Arabella.)

December 19, 1961 - Joseph Patrick Kennedy, Sr. suffers a disabling stroke, which leaves him unable to speak, although mentally intact, and confines him to a wheelchair for the remainder of his days.

August 9, 1963 – Patrick Bouvier Kennedy, the third child of John and Jackie Kennedy, born six weeks premature, dies two days after his birth.

November 22, 1963 – President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas.

June 19, 1964 – Massachusetts Senator Edward "Ted" Kennedy is involved in a plane crash in which one of his aides and the pilot were killed. He was pulled from the wreckage by fellow senator Birch E. Bayh II (D-Ind.) and spent weeks in a hospital recovering from a broken back, a punctured lung, broken ribs, and internal bleeding.

June 6, 1968 – Robert F. Kennedy is shot multiple times and killed by Sirhan Sirhan in Los Angeles, immediately following his victory in the California Democratic presidential primary.

July 18, 1969 – In the Chappaquiddick incident, a car driven by Ted Kennedy goes off a bridge on Martha's Vineyard, eventually drowning his passenger Mary Jo Kopechne. In his July 25, 1969 televised statement, Kennedy stated that on the night of the incident he wondered "whether some awful curse did actually hang over all the Kennedys."

November 17, 1973 – Edward Kennedy, Jr., loses his right leg due to bone cancer at the age of 12.

1973 – Joseph P. Kennedy II, son of Robert and Ethel, is the driver in a car accident that leaves one passenger, Pam Kelley, permanently paralyzed.

April 25, 1984 – David Kennedy dies from a Demerol and cocaine overdose in a Palm Beach, Florida hotel room.

1991 - William Kennedy Smith is tried for rape. He is acquitted of all charges.

December 31, 1997 – Michael Kennedy dies in a skiing accident in Aspen, Colorado.

July 16, 1999 – John F. Kennedy, Jr., his wife, Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy, and sister-in-law are killed when their Piper Saratoga, a light airplane, crashes into the Atlantic Ocean off Martha's Vineyard.
We are waiting in nervous anticipation for the next victim of the "Kennedy Curse"!
Kennedy Curse by macrent2 August 29, 2009
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kennedy killer 

Also known as a PA-32 Piper Saratoga aircraft, known as such in reference to the aircraft John F. Kennedy Jr. fatally crashed. Also a reference to any aircraft flown that is within the pilot’s financial capability to own, but that its complexity is beyond the pilot’s skill and experience level to safely fly.
Immediately after that lawyer got his pilot’s license, he went right out and bought a Kennedy Killer.
kennedy killer by Teflon March 2, 2006

Kennedy Car wash 

Driving a car off a bridge into a body of water, while drunk, and running away leaving the passenger trapped inside to suffocate.
"I'm so pissed at Mary Jo...I oughtta give her a Kennedy car wash"
Kennedy Car wash by Bogey251 November 19, 2007

kennedy treatment 

The Kennedy Treatment is when you request that an object be replenished immediately after every time it empties.
Person A: Linus, I always want a gin and tonic in my hand. Do not let me see the bottom of the glass.

Linus: Of course. We call that the "Kennedy Treatment" .
Person A: Exactly! I'll take the "Kennedy Treatment"
kennedy treatment by IB1497 March 13, 2016

kennedy bullet 

description, explanation, When someone or something gets hit in the head or other part of the body in an extremely violent fashion it resembles the head shot J.F.K. took when he was assasinated. It would also most of the time but not always catch the person or thing totally by surprise. way way worse then a donkey punch. a shockingly large noticeable scar, mark, or injury, where a person seeing it could not ignore it,and might comment or ask questions about it.
hey bro, i was watching kimbo slice on youtube the other day, he hit this poor bastid in the head like a "Kennedy bullet" looked like his eye exploded in the socket ! !

Jack: Dude, whats that big red mark on your cheek ?
Steve: aww man , i had a zit there and i fucked with it and it got all fucked up ! !
Jack: holy shit man, looks like you got hit with a kennedy bullet !

kennedy bullet by Jack de wack June 29, 2008

Kennedy, Anthony

Anthony Kennedy, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy (Kennedy, Anthony), and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.

Kennedy, Anthony by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

kennedy moment 

An event that is so shocking, that everyone can remember where they were when they found out about it. From a comment about the Kennedy assassination.
I only just got back from school when 9/11 happened. That was my kennedy moment.
kennedy moment by Simon W September 30, 2006