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Mardi Gras Juice 

n. The putrid, festering liquid that accumulates along curbs and in potholes on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras Juice is usually made up of several distinct liquids, including (but not limited to): beer, spit, urine, Pat O'Brien's hurricanes, semen, human blood, rainwater, mucous, suntan lotion, feces, sweat, pig's blood, assorted other alcoholic beverages and soft drinks, breast milk, tears of lost souls, and rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.

Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
That guy just stepped ankle-deep into a puddle of Mardi Gras Juice. If that were me I'd cut off my own foot.
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Pp Juice 

A delicious consumable drank by intellectuals.
Intellectual: Mmm, Tasty!
Stupid Idiot: What are you drinking?
Intellectual: PP JUICE
Pp Juice by CcAaBbLlEe December 21, 2019
A slang term for water. Any ice juice that is particularly refreshing may in fact be "Freshly squeezed ice juice."
I'm thirsty, I'm gonna go get some ice juice.
Ice juice by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 13, 2009

You're my sexy juice taco! 

Expression of your love for someone you are sexually attracted to and whom you are with when you don't think you have much longer to live, especially in the face of what appears to be inevitable calamity.

From the Russia Today YouTube video "Tsunami Climbing: Incredible video of ship heading into wave in Japan"
"You're my sexy juice taco!" Mark exclaimed to Helen after one of the engines fell off from the 747 jumbo jet.

lovestruck sexual attraction disaster sexy biatch

Juice Wrld 

From Calumet Park, Illinois, is this dope ass rapper/emo rapper who is known for his breakout songs, "All Girls Are The Same" and "Lucid Dreams" both racking up millions of views. He's pretty damn good, and he's not your average, garbage ass soundcloud rapper.
Person 1: "Yo let me put you on this song. It's called Lucid Dreams by Juice Wrld"
Person 2: "Ay this shit kinda makes me think about my ex. It slaps styll"

Fruit Juicer 

1) The act of urinating while performing a mangina (essentially making your butthole look as if it is pissing, works best with a crouched back).


Jacob: Hey Steve! Wanna play kickball down by Mrs. O'Leary's farm?

Steve: No...I have to show my dad the Fruit Juicer.

Jacob: I'm gay.
Fruit Juicer by Poo_on_a_stick January 23, 2009

Flap Juice 

When your balls sag down low enough to cover your asshole like a flap and you let a wet fart leaving behind some juicy residue on your balls called flap juice.
Pull over I need to wipe off this flap juice from that fart I just let out.
Flap Juice by NationW January 23, 2014