Jonathan

A species of giraffe commonly found in a trash can.

Damn that's one seriously large Jonathan right there.

by ASingleCookie June 2, 2018

Jonathan

A true gay hill-billy. Probably married to his brother, probably has 28 children, and most probably loves to catch catfish with his dick. You be warned, do not dare enter his swamp without his permission.

Jonathan: Ma there's another gator in the house!

Jonathan's ma: Another gator?! Give me that shovel!

by Tutankhamun1 October 30, 2013

jonathan

Has massive cock. Jus gigantic

damn jonathan u have big cock

by Ohyesman1203 June 18, 2018

Jonathan

The name of someone who used to be kind, caring and gentle. People treated him like crap and now he's one of the most evil people around. He has very few friends and tends to show hatred towards everyone else. The only people he still cares about are his family. He is very selfish, manipulative, rude and greedy.

Girl: What ever happened to Jonathan?

Girl 2: He finally went off the deep end. Stay away from him.

by wooby55 October 8, 2014

Jonathan

A rich Nazi who thinks he is funny but really not.

Jonathan: SaltyPants? More like EmptyPants!
Conner: No.. Just no

by Ben Sacer October 31, 2016

Jonathan

Jonathan is known for being handsome, cool and having a big dick

Oh my I wish mine was as big as Jonathan’s

by Cooldudeman69 November 28, 2018

Jonathan

Every Jonathan has a Bestfriend named Melissa

"Hey Jonathan who's your Bestfriend "

"My Bestfriend is Melissa"

by Sibsis March 14, 2017