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Joanna Krupa 

The sexiest woman alive and she posed for Playboy. She's so smokin' it's unearthly. Her body is bangin' and she is so fucking gorgeous. Also known as 'epitome of perfection.'
Man, that girl was fine but she was no Joanna Krupa.
Joanna Krupa by cazzanova December 19, 2006
Ronnie just got out for 4 years time, he's living the Joanna.
Joanna by superstee March 25, 2013
Many See Johann Sebastian Bach as an excessively talented composer of many famous symphonies, this being true he was more renowned for being the original gangster. With nobody wanting to get close enough to join his gang or anyone daring to start a rival gang he simply stood alone. Johann was forced to target innocent victims to continue his blood lust. Usually upper-class people at banquents. His weapon of choice being an extremely dull axe, so dull that it might as well not even be an axe, he would hang out of his one-man chariot and reduce the victims skull to the consistency of mashed potatoes. The only clue that Johann's victims had of their rapidly approaching fate was Johann battle cry which was in fact his name:

JO-HANN!!!
"Oh my god I think I see JoHANN!"

-mashed potatoes-
JoHANN! by Dylustin March 9, 2008

johannyliz 

A very nice and smart girl with lots of talent and passes all her classes and will be very successful in the future
Omg of course johannyliz gets a 100 on the test,she is so smart
johannyliz by Alex Inoa April 19, 2019
Ugh I'm such a jovanna
jovanna by 3rd wheeler September 8, 2016
A skinny Asian kid who will fuck your bitch
Guy: FUCK! Johann fucked my girl!
Johann by Faggoreeni October 25, 2018