jfkphobia

A fear of JFK from Clone High.
Because he's an ugly himbo.
Why do people like this man

"You need to stop being afraid of JFK."

"No, I have a small JFKphobia. He's kinda scary man."

by Dumbash October 16, 2020

fjdlak;dkla;djkfla;fdkla;dfkal;jfkla;fjkdlsa;jfkla;

The outcome of a person typing random letters on a keyboard

The student was bored so the start typing fjdlak;dkla;djkfla;fdkla;dfkal;jfkla;fjkdlsa;jfkla;

by wordgirl827739 January 12, 2023

jfklfs

when you can't be bothered to think of a new file name, and just settle for hitting the letters on your keyboard

Guy 1: Dude what's the file name
Guy 2: I dunno something like jfklfs
Guy 1: why??
Guy 2: couldnt be bothered

by bored1133 August 16, 2010

Jfkd

Acronym.

J: just
f: fucking
k: kayla
d: don't

Used in a sentence: Kayla I'm so done with your attitude JFKD!

when you say it you add a pause after the just, so it kind of sounds like

Just, .........Fucking Kayla, don't .

It's almost like Kayla has so much sass you just don't know what to do .

by catluvur14353 February 25, 2014

JFKed

When a man perchs on the headboard of his bed, jerking off, trying to shoot a load on his significant other, while they walk around the bed waving to an imaginary crowd of people.

Man: Ugghh! Take that bitch!
Woman: Oh, I've just been JFKed!

by littlegold August 21, 2006

JFKed

A possible abbreviation for "Just Fucking Killed", shouted by murder witnesses. If you want to send someone to their grave, be sure to take the person's life in a discreet area. In public, reactions will be unpredictable.

Murderer: "Now, to dispatch this fucker."
Witness: "What the actual fuck?!?! You JFKed that guy!!!"

by ArchTitans September 15, 2016

JFKhead

When your hair is so disheveled it looks like you were shot in the back of the head by Lee Harvey Oswald. Usually accompanied by massive amounts of dandruff.

For fuck sake, did you see Steve's JFKhead? He's a really dirty bitch that does not shower.

by El_bronco February 22, 2014