jewish discount

Circumcision. 10% off your dick. Named after jewish tradition of circumcision.

Aw man my parents got me a jewish discount

A discount on what?

My penis. No more foreskin :(

by freethememes September 28, 2021

Jewish Mercenaries

A term used for US police officers. Mostly because jews run everything today.
This word was used by Paul Miller AKA Gypsycrusader to describe cops.

The "Jewish Mercenaries" don't serve you anymore
You're a jewish mercenary!

by MendicantBB August 15, 2021

jewish ape

-Gage Cook

Gage cook is a Jewish Ape

by CrispyJew March 09, 2019

Jewish Special

When you go to the bank and all your money in dollar bills and place them all on a bed and have sex with a Jewish girl and cum on her face as you pour coins on her body.

You know that Jewish girl i had over last night, yeah i gave her a Jewish special.

by fdsafdsafdsaf August 31, 2016

jewish goblin

A goblin that steals your weed when you're not looking

Where did my weed go it must have been a Jewish goblin

by Connor12 June 28, 2015

Jewish Foreskin

A mythical or otherwise non-existant creature or item.

"Unicorns are like Jewish Foreskins, They don't exist!" or "Have you seen my keys? They seem to have made like a Jewish Foreskin and just up and disapeared!"

by fishnugget May 23, 2014

Jewish Homie

A shifty mother fucker who is a sucker for cash. Always got a niggas back tho no cap and will take a bullet for anyone that goes to the same temple as him.

"Yo have you hung with my JEWISH HOMIE Ryan? That niggas the real shit."

by Ryans Father August 28, 2018