Jewish Foreskin

A mythical or otherwise non-existant creature or item.

"Unicorns are like Jewish Foreskins, They don't exist!" or "Have you seen my keys? They seem to have made like a Jewish Foreskin and just up and disapeared!"

by fishnugget May 23, 2014

Jewish Mercenaries

A term used for US police officers. Mostly because jews run everything today.
This word was used by Paul Miller AKA Gypsycrusader to describe cops.

The "Jewish Mercenaries" don't serve you anymore
You're a jewish mercenary!

by MendicantBB August 15, 2021

jewish milkshake

When you burst inside a dirty slut's cornhole and slurp it out aftwrwards.

Tim: "Hey did you hang out with Tiffany last night?"
Josh: "Yeah, let's just say I'm a Catholic but I can sure give a Jewish milkshake."
Tim: "Nice."

by Zachariahhhh69 April 16, 2015

jewish discount

Circumcision. 10% off your dick. Named after jewish tradition of circumcision.

Aw man my parents got me a jewish discount

A discount on what?

My penis. No more foreskin :(

by freethememes September 28, 2021

Jewish Porn

Porn videos of someone counting money, someone receiving money, or anything related to money

Jewish porn: 10, 20, 30, 40 50, 60, 70..
Jewish guy: Oh my god, I just came in my pants

by The Man with no face June 9, 2016

Jewish Blowjob

Actually a dry hand job given by the usually stingy Jew chick.

Ted: Yo did you hook up with that Schwartz chick last night?
Me: Yeah and all I got was a lousy Jewish Blowjob.
Ted: Bro I'm sorry man.

by White C April 28, 2013

Jewish Turd

A Jewish Turd refers to a Jewish male.

Martin Silverbergstein is a classic Jewish Turd.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009