Jerking Off

The Action of brett doing business

“Stop jerking off right now brett!”

by Dinkleberry69420 June 24, 2022

Jerking the stick

A slang term used for shifting a car with an automatic or manual transmission.

I was jerking the stick later in my brand new minivan.

by Sfam July 6, 2022

Jerving

Niggas eating rainbow dick lollipop

Look at that skinny nigga Jerving in the car

by gpain23 July 15, 2022

Jerking Off June

Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June

Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"

by zSynergy October 12, 2022

Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

Jerking

😏

😏 jerking 😏

by Bitch 3 September 8, 2023

Jedging

A looksmaxxing technique wherein the user breaks, fractures, or severely damages their pelvic bones and structures (often with a hammer) and/or severely damages the skin and surrounding tissue of their genitals, in an attempt to regrow the bones, skin, and structures in a more attractive manner.

Jedger - One who Jedges
Jedge Sesh - A blood pact of sorts with your mates to collectively jedge, suffering the consequences or reaping the rewards of Jedging.

"Oh my gosh brad... I can tell you've been jedging yourself... it certainly paid off!"

"Bros, wanna have a jedge sesh tonight at my place? Been feeling pretty insecure lately and I wanna up my crotch game to the next level."

by EdgeDotJpeg January 27, 2024