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Toobin My Jeffrey

(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.
Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?

Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.

Friend: Bad break bro.
by Flog Logger October 21, 2020
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Funky Uncle Jeffrey

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”
by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021
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DAMN that was a big ass dump...I just dropped off the cosbys, winslows, and the jeffersons!
by Nick D February 7, 2003
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Jeffersonian Birthday

Jeffersonian Birthday also known as the Jeffersonian Trifecta Birthday
Jeffersonian Birthday also known as the Jeffersonian Trifecta Birthday is when your Age equals your birth year and your birth year equals the sum of your Birthday Date!
Example: You were born in 1960 and turning 60 years of age on 10/10/2020 (10+10+20+20=60)
(Sum of your Birthday is adding the Month + Day + Century + Decade)
Note: Called the Jeffersonian Birthday due to Jefferson Davis born 10/10/1960
Your 60th Birthday will be your Jeffersonian Birthday!
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Jefferson High School

Is a ghetto ass school where bitches be loud asf in the hall ways and the sports teams are fucking ass but overall we dance better than Middleton and is hype asff at times but at least we don’t got diseases like Leto and chambo also our football team ain’t shit plus we mean asf to everyone like we be rude asf but Jefferson is far by the best school in Hillsborough county as they should cause we take no disrespect and we got the best fights and we basically can walk to the mall 😌
Jefferson High School is a school where it be at
by Johnnybou223 December 5, 2019
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Port Jefferson N.Y.

A town located in Long Island that has middle class citizens whom attempt to fool others by showboating. Dont be fooled when you see the Mercedes and BMW drivers or Porsche drivers, they not only make monthly payments but are generally unhappy hence why the bars are packed on the weekends.

Its also A prime location for Snow Bunnies and Left Wing Liberals to congregate and waste their time hence why its packed on tourist holidays.

Steer clear and head out to Orient point instead.
When I went to Port Jefferson N.Y. , some 16 year old with a leased BMW was blocking the road to pickup a snowbunny from the bar, and the bottled water cost me $4.00 at the local eatery.
by SwagKungola November 21, 2018
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Jefferson Airplane

n. Circa the 1940s and '50s, a term for a roach-holder fashioned from a matchbook cover.
Wow...gramps smokes pot? and whats that...why... its a Jefferson Airplane!!!
by callinghome November 1, 2004
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