A town located in Long Island that has middle class citizens whom attempt to fool others by showboating. Dont be fooled when you see the Mercedes and BMW drivers or Porsche drivers, they not only make monthly payments but are generally unhappy hence why the bars are packed on the weekends.

Its also A prime location for Snow Bunnies and Left Wing Liberals to congregate and waste their time hence why its packed on tourist holidays.

Steer clear and head out to Orient point instead.
When I went to Port Jefferson N.Y. , some 16 year old with a leased BMW was blocking the road to pickup a snowbunny from the bar, and the bottled water cost me $4.00 at the local eatery.
by SwagKungola November 21, 2018
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