Jean Weenie Jerker 

A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.

Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."

Jean Weenie Jerker by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008

Jean Snap 

(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.

Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!

Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!

Jean Snap by Hackermeyer December 17, 2008

Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.

"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."

Jean's Mullet by drewhoj October 7, 2009

Jean-pean 

The bunch that occurs in the crotch-region of jeans when one is sitting down.

You know what they say about big zippers... big jean-peans.

Jean-pean by ishecoming? November 2, 2010

Jean Shrimpton

A super hot 60's model, who was the predecessor of Twiggy. She was referred to as "The Shrimp" due to her tiny body. She was mainly photographed and made famous by David Bailey.

Oh yeah, before Twiggy, there was Jean Shrimpton, she was hot as hell.

Jean Shrimpton by StevenBarker & the ACADEC team May 13, 2011

Jean Boner 

When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).

Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.

Jean Boner by Candygem729 November 14, 2016

jean-michael mönke 

Jean-Michael Mönke is a awesome guy from philippines. He looks good, his style is lit and he's got a big dick. Also every girl wants to be his girlfriend because he is handsome,smart,single,a hypebeast,gentle,funny and just perfect.

Jean-Michael Mönke is perfect😍

jean-michael mönke by PiewDiePie December 31, 2016