Jasper 

funniest fucking person on earth

why are you laughing so much?
i just stalked to jasper

Jasper by dhhsbddbbx November 20, 2023

Jasper 

Jasper is a big red flag. As soon as you meet him, run the other way. He doesn't like girls his own age, and WILL romantically venture for younger girls. He's rude but somehow oblivious to the things he does wrong.

"Hey did you hear about Jasper?"
"Yeah I heard what he did to that freshman girl.."

Jasper by user74918304 November 20, 2023

Jasper 

This one cool gender queer dude who I ate me out once. Definitely recommend👍👍

Jasper once randomly asked me if I’d heard of a confetti dildo before because they wanted to know if they came up with it.

Jasper by Orr.not December 14, 2023

Jasper 

Jasper is an jacked absolute unit similar to Sam sulek in mass and also has a HUGE pp

Also Greg can not compare to the jasper nator 3000

Woah that guy is an Jasper

Jasper by Joe9629 December 21, 2023

Jasper 

To be a Jasper is to say that you will move on from someone stalking you online only to occassionally bring up your stalker even in vaguepost form to try and get it off your chest, say you'll move on again only to repeat the same cycle over and over whether it be on Twitter or other social media outlets and to act like a hypocrite when others don't like your opinion.

He is being such a Jasper.

Jasper by MM132 January 30, 2024

Jasper 

big dick randy sucking deez balls if you mess with jasper he will bring out his flock and spray it everywhere, he always misses and sold his feet to someone for 69420 dickollars, he is the ultimate porn star.

"did you see daddy nigggy jassy"
"he fired his flock and missed his Jasper"

Jasper by hfiuhwerpgihewr April 26, 2024

Jasper 

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

Jasper by De Robriguez April 26, 2024