Jonas Brothers 

The biggest cock-lickers on the face of this planet. They have no talent whatsoever, and they're lack of talent just makes them ten times gayer. They're fucking stupid and no, they did not save your life. Their lyrics suck so much ass that its turning brown.

Someone: Did you know one of the Jonas Brothers has diabetes?
Me: Good, I hope he dies from it.

Jonas Brothers by kaybuttttttt January 9, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

The second-worst band in the world, for a reason that Naked Brothers Band already has that place.

I mean, seriously. They moan at every word on some songs*, some of their songs are offbeat", and they just plain plagiarize the good songs of yesterday^.

With a fan base of 7-16 year old females (averaging 15) they have a shitty fan base made up of screams of terror like the JBs are molesting them.

*Hold On
"Play My Music (It starts changing melody in the chorus)
^Kids of the Future (I mean, c'mon.) and their newest hit, Take on me (Dare to sing low when you haven't broken your voices yet?)

eugh..... Jonas Brothers

Jonas Brothers by Eugh..... March 13, 2009

Jonas Haters

1.People who have good taste in music.
2.People who arnt 11.
3.People who just really dont give a shit.

Dude do you listen to the jonas brothers?

Nah. I have good taste in music.

Jonas haters.

Jonas Haters by suckitdonny May 3, 2009

Jonas Brother 

The act of adding Jonas Brother songs to another person's electronic devices (computer, ipod, phone etc.)

Kelly Jonas Brothered my ipod!
I've been Jonas Brothered!

Jonas Brother by wdwerwfdsf November 8, 2009

jonas brothers 

A trio of gay brothers that your fucking annoying little sister probably loves because she's a dumbass snotty brat and isnt smart enough to realize that the sounds they emit with their instruments and 10 year voices are torture to normal people's ears. These girls should get a life and boyfriend that will actually be able to see in person and not in some gay video or pictures. To imitate Jonas Brothers is to be a fag that listens to gay music,pretends to like girls, molest you brothers and suck huge cocks. Get a life.Go listen to some Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

Jonas brothers:Just fags.

jonas brothers by No nonsense October 18, 2009

[Jonas Brothers] 

The epitomy of homosexuality, bad singing voices, and great hair. Unfortunately for them, most of the gay male faction does not like to go for such pansy fellows such as the Jonas Brothers.

Gee, you listen to the Jonas Brothers? You must be gay, just like they are. That's simply super-duper.

[Jonas Brothers] by Chancellor of the Universe January 7, 2009

jonas brothers 

a. Just another Disney channel money making tool that will make Disney money and like most Disney stars, be tossed aside when they starts to fall short of the marketing profits.

b. A band of preppy males who are targeted only towards the tween audience, and have been endorsed by Disney channel.

c. Tween music

D. Need I say more?

A. Bill: How long you give the Jonas Brothers?

Dave: I would say 3 or 3.5 years. Disney's stars are just getting worse and worse.

B. Joe: Jonas brothers? Who are they?

Chris: It's better not knowing. Disney Channel stars are just money makers for the Disney channel scumbags.

C. Kid: YAY!! Jonas Brothers!!!

Me: Jonas brothers? *Vomits*

D. Disney channel stars, nuff said.

jonas brothers by vysethethird April 17, 2010