Joosep

GOD Of GODS.

Look there's Joosep the God of gods

by Barney barrel November 28, 2018

joot

A sweaty scrotum resulting from a hard day's work.
In particular, the odour produced by said scrotum.

"I scratched my sack, now my hand smells like joot"
"You're a dirty joot"

by Steggs July 16, 2006

jostle

to give a swift rogering, jolt, bump. Usually associated with a woman and her shaking the dice methods. Also can apply to boob groping.

When I was ready to finish I asked her to jostle me so I could get maximum enjoyment.

by Jason Piche November 2, 2005

chicago cross-jostle

some kind of specialized fuck technique that takes actual skill and practice to achieve. Is especially pleasurable for the ladies. Named after the town where it was developed among the black community.

"Dwayne been practisin' by hisself for three weeks, and he still kicks his own damn ass when he tries to put the chicago cross-jostle on his sister!"

by Clean Sanchez June 25, 2003

jooftie

female, chick, girl, potential scrape, specifically non-girlfriend

"check out that group of joofties over there"
"im gonna go throw some chat on that jooftie shes been eyeing me"
"how's the jooft?"

by O.Cheung April 18, 2008

majic joose

one of the greatest hangover cures: Fanta Fruit Twist

Fook me that was a heavy drinking session last nite, i need some majic joose

by tommigunn March 18, 2004

jostle

To make one last attempt.

"Dude is this bowl cahsed?"

"Naw, I don't think so. Why don't you give it another jostle?"

by Mister Biggums September 21, 2005