Justin Trudeau

The Prime Minister of Canada

Justin Beiber: I'm moving to Canada where Justin Trudeau rules.

by frabrizio June 18, 2018

text-jesting

A welcome activity that distracts you from the boredom of your everyday life. Involves texting amusing movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes or general randomness back and forth with a text-jester. Usually lasts until one out-jests the other.

Yesterday I did not do ANY work. I was too busy text-jesting with your dad from 12-4pm. It began with him sending one that said, 'I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'

by Fdurdad January 12, 2010

Justin L

An interesting guy who seems shy at first, but when you get to know him, he is an interesting being. He likes amazing music such as Asking Alexandria and A Day to Remember. He is very nice and has great style! But he does not manage money well because he bought a watch for $250 at the age of 14. And he is very funny!!

That dude is such a Justin L, he bought something for too much even though he hasn't paid his electric bill yet.

by AlexaG July 6, 2011

justin ralph

Only One Man , by the name of, Justin Ralph, is the most delicious Man of all. This man is the definition of Yum. This man would lap your breath away in just one kiss, and you'll fall in love with him at speeds beyond that of light and sound.
This Man is the King of Men. Whilst at this mans side, you'll forever be saying, "Oh, my God"...because that's what he is, a God. A true romantic. Has an amazing mind and can fill up an entire room with A4 lined paper, scribbled with poetry, love letters and imaginative sketches. His mysterious eyes disguise all which is tongue and lips do not speak. Sex with him is the hottest, sexiest love dance which will leave you wanting more. Thinking about him makes you want him. Makes me want him to "come in my pants" ...

The only lap you'll ever want to sit on would only belong to Justin Ralph L, there is only one of him. He's the yum one. Number One.

by Someonesameoneaseveryone May 8, 2021

Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!

Everyone's reaction when they first hear Justin Bieber sing. Due to Urban Dictionary saying that the example must contain the defined word in it, it has to be misspelled, as it was in the 26th (as of now) definition of Justin Beiber.

Person when first listening to Justin Bieber: Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!

by I spend too much time here April 21, 2013

jewstincts

A combination of the words "Jew" and "instincts," Jewstincts usually refer to sound financial decisions. The term generally carries a positive connotation and is applicable to people of Jewish or non-Jewish heritage. It can be used as an insult in the proper context, especially if someone is being Scroogey with his or her money.

Guy 1: Bruh, when you gonna start paying for da weed, too? You always be hittin up on my stash!
Guy 2: Nigga pleez, you straight stuntin! You can pop hundies all you want, but why I gotta throw down Kraft singles when I can get it fo free from you?
Guy 1: Bitch, damn you and yo Jewstincts!

by kookiejar December 7, 2009

Justin Woody

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful erect penis, a ridiculously huge cock

Dude she totally gave me a justin WOODY

by Woodstok January 2, 2009