insurance

Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.

"My insurance paid to have my bumper fixed!"

One Month Later...

"My insurance went up by 20%!"

by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024

Pet insurance

Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed

Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight

by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022

Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.

My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

by Frank Palace June 27, 2022