queef puddle

(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants

Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.

by mcqueefmeister November 22, 2014

brown puddle

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.

Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

Puddle of Puke

Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.

Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!

by Mercana November 22, 2013

Tummy Puddles

Upon conclusion of intercourse, one removes his sword from the tunnel and releases tummy puddles on the opposing partners stomach.

When I was just about to finish, I pulled out and gave her some tummy puddles.

by @SlickNick911 February 6, 2015

Puddle play

It’s that thing where you wait for flash flood alerts and then to do butt stuff in the water

Bro, did you get that flash flood alert? Should we go puddle play?

by Craigopolis July 30, 2019

turd puddle

Residue from squishy farts found in undergarments during bouts of diareaha

I thought it was a fart but ended up leaving a big turd puddle in my jockeys. Will become skidmark.

by BuzzlightyearND October 27, 2010

eskimo puddle

Verb: When having sexual relations in the same topographic point, in which the sexual fluids from both parties amalgamate, sometimes with the same partner.

Noun: A "puddle" of bodily fluids that is visibly observed to be that of a sexual origin, from two or more consenting couples.

1: Noun
Q: What's that on your bed?
A: Oh that? That's an Eskimo Puddle, Bob and I used the same bed to have sexual relations with these two females.

2: Noun
Male 1: Hey bro, I just wanted to let you know I totally scored in your bed. You're gonna have to change those sheets, I left a puddle.

Male 2: No way man! Me too, I got with that Lucy chick. She was just laying in my bed waiting for me, she totally wanted me.

Male 1: Ha! Dude I totally banged her in your bed too!

Male 2: Shit man I thought that was all me, turns out we made an Eskimo Puddle and now we're Eskimo Brothers! Friends forever!
3: Verb
"Oh fuck yeah babe look at this Eskimo Puddle we just made, its nice and fresh. Pete will never know we banged in his bed right after him. My life mission is complete."

eskimo puddle sexual relation splooge

by akaemyers February 1, 2012