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if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet
excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry
by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022
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If we vibe we vibe

Thing that women say if they don't have any idea what they actually want in a partner.
Expresses the desire to "vibe", or "click" with someone, meaning to have a good chemistry with another person.

Often accompanied with a distaste for small talk
I'm looking for a man, but I don't really have a type, I mean, if we vibe we vibe, you knoe
by SlamWeasel April 19, 2022
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IF YOU ARE HERE ELOSANTA

A sound played when someone subscribes to Tinder famous, multi-millionaire Twitch streamer "elosanta"
IF YOU ARE HERE ELOSANTA I WILL MAKE SURE YOU PERMABANNED!
by DrututtsLittleKitten' September 27, 2022
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If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house
If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito
by Ziblicksom32 July 27, 2023
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If america was communist

If America was communist, I do believe that we would be on better terms with Russia, whose allegiance with China we will use to take over the world. Eventually the United States would control the entirety of the Americas, and Russia having total control of Europe and China dominating Asia. All nuclear weapons would be illegal, however, courtesy of the U.S. Then these three countries would have a space race to Mars, and eventually defend ourselves against multiple alien invasions. Each of the species we defeat we learn from and advance our technology, and to the point where we are now able to travel the stars. Sadly, as communism is a form of government frowned upon by many, a resistance is formed that brings communism to its knees, but as a last attempt of justice, the communists nuke the entire planet, destabilizing it enough that Earth actually implodes in a fiery disaster, destroying the entire solar system.
If America was communist.... Oh, imagine!
The fate of our planet is now set... Nothing we can do now can or will change it.
by PORGSSSS October 12, 2023
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Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).
"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"
by Azi0056 February 17, 2019
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If you seek amy

F-U-C-K ME
In Britney Spears song " If you seek amy"
by kinkaliciouslove December 9, 2008
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