humping

to openly and utterly fuck someone or something. often found humorous in television programs

Angelina was humping her best friend Alice in the children's television show Agelina Ballerina. The mice girls were laughing and giggling and quite enjoying themself

by fandango2girl July 1, 2009

idiot humming

When someone absentmindedly hums a tune over and over to themselves, much to the annoyance of people around them.

Mrs. Mandrake: (humming Star Wars theme) "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh dun-dun-dun-duuuuh..."

Mr. Mandrake: "Uh, are you just going to keep idiot humming all night?"

Mrs. Mandrake: "What?... oh the humming! Sorry, I have Star Wars stuck in my head."

Mr. Mandrake: "I know."

...5 minutes later...

Mrs. Mandrake: "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh..."

by figsandcheese November 5, 2009

Bass Humping Your Face

When the bass guitar sounds so good (typically funkified) it's literally humping your face.

Come see us play live if you like ripping guitar solo's and the bass humping your face.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Tree Humping

The act of Humping a tree. This can be through a sexual desire or an act of dominating the tree

Levi was feeling horny, so he involved himself in a session of Tree Humping.

by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

Humping Sexpedition

Searching for a one night stand.

Me and my friends are heading to the bar on a Humping Sexpedition

by Trissy's Yimbo November 5, 2010

fist humping

An attempt to procreate with ones own fist usually ending up in mass tissue consumption or sock laundry.

Joe: Look at her. She's hot.
Tom: Swell! Now I'm off to my place for a little fist humping.

by Bhazey November 1, 2007

Humpington's Disease

A serious airborne illness where your body is forced to hump anything and everything possible.

My roommate with Humpington's Disease humped the neighbors mailbox today.

by Humperton September 18, 2012