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Homosterone

A hormone produce in the male body, which is similar in structure to testosterone, but which causes the person producing it to become increasingly homosexual in a proportion directly related to the amount of homosterone being produced.

The appearance of this hormone is especially apparent in males tending to wear clothes purchased at stores similar to, and including, Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle.

This hormone may also be referred to by the less knowledgeable portion of the population as douchebagerone.
Matt: Wow Robert. With all the American Eagle clothing in your closet, your body must produce large quantities of homosterone.

Robert: Yup. It kinda makes me wanna wrestle with other men sometimes.

Matt: ...
by MrWeiner January 8, 2010
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Homotap

Two words that require identical keypresses on your cell (mobile) phone thanks to predictive text, and have related meanings.

For example: You're trying to invite someone out for a pint, but it comes out as a riot or a shot. All are valid.
Pint, Shot and Riot are homotaps of each other.
Cock and Anal.
Queer, Steer, Puffs.
by the_bandersnatch April 9, 2010
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Homoan

Alafoti likes men. He is a homoan.
by +GiggidyGiggidyGoo+ September 15, 2010
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Homomatopoeic

(adjectival form) a word that imitates or suggests the source of the homosexual sound that it describes.
"That is such a Homomatopoeic saying"

Common occurrences of onomatopoeias include homosexual noises, such as "meow" or "roar" or "gag" or "fap"
by ihuntmidgets September 16, 2010
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HomoAct

To put on an act of being homo when you really are not.
That bitch isn't really bisexual, is she?
No she's jus putting on a HomoAct.
by psuedasaurus November 30, 2010
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HomoNate

An off shoot of the homosapien race. He is an akward creature with large feet, enormous hands, and a large cranial cavity. If found in the future in a tar pit, archaeologist will believe to have found the next evolutionary step of humans.
When digging in a tar pit in 2100 AD, scientists made a breakthorugh when they found a new variety of the human race, and they named it "Homonate."
by Navynukenate October 1, 2011
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homoalono

(n.) A single gay man who's chosen not to go partying. This selfish decision can refer to a single event as well as a permanent condition. See also single by choice.
You're such a homoalono recently.

Don't be such a homoalono - if the wind changes you'll stay like this forever.

Thanks but no thanks - I think I'll do a homoalono tonight.
by cancorv June 30, 2013
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