no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021

hike

I am a rich little white girl tho too so I can bring whatever you want to eat supper out or do you know what you think you are looking for a divorce and family members in the evening

We hiked bear butte to divorce friends and family.

by Cheesekaker November 20, 2022

hiking shoes

the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)

“What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”

“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”

by anonymous December 12, 2024

California hike

Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.

Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.

by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023

hike rape

When someone is asked to go on a hike while they are under the influence and then lied to about the duration and difficulty of the hike.

Example/context of Hike Rape

Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”

Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )

by Sukelevens June 5, 2021

hick hiking

Crowd Surfing at a Country Music Festival.

Dude, wanna come hick hiking at the muster next year?

by Chuck Grove October 15, 2017