hernies

sexy beast

no one is as sexy as teh hernies

by hernies July 5, 2003

hearne

hernia, large tumor usually hangs from genitals.

hey pick up your hearne ur dragging it on the floor.

by schmexxy123 October 16, 2008

Canecutter's Hernia

The hilarious process of removing one testicle and placing it outside the top waistband of your pants or shorts so it looks like a hernia.

Jimmy: Ever seen a canecutter's hernia? (Places one nut outside his pants).

Andrea, Justin, & Dan: (Dead from laughter)

by Justin Sanderson December 25, 2008

Nut-Shot Hernia Repair

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.

The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.

by BAMF MD May 21, 2011

herny

hernie:
a mix of hernia and horny.
a horny person who has a hernia or has had a hernia.
intercourse usually ends quickly due to pain and swelling.

that guy is a total herny cant you tell; you can see the lump in his jeans.

by Lloyd Kicks Ass August 7, 2008

Hernan

A non-derogatory word to describe an Cuban or Argentinean person

Ex: I hope hernan know what he is doing or we are going to be fucked

by BFlorida January 4, 2009

herra flush

When your wheel and tires are flush with the fenders on the car. Requires lower offset wheels and fender modification may apply.

Your wheels are HERRA FLUSH...What size and offsets are those wheels?

by VEX Motorsports April 12, 2008