Heather 

normally the ugliest fucking bitch ever. generally lesbian, but the butch kind. NOT the hot kind. All of her friends are in a biker gang and above the age of 50. She likes to creep on pretty girls and rub her finger between her toes while she does it. She's never had a boy/girlfriend and she rarely showers. She's gross.

Ugh I saw Heather with my grandpa today at the Smiling Skull Bar. Awkward...

Heather by HeathersMom October 9, 2011

Heather 

weird individual, who is paranoid and has multiple phobias, she cant buy tampons by herself and refuses to be naked in front of her husband..

an example of a heather:

short busty brunette who has a phobia of being blonde, and walks like shes got something on her mind, slouches so no one notices her and acts like a BAMF

Heather by Bexxx17 June 12, 2009

Heather 

Blonde bitch big tits but after being with her you can never get over her. its like she put some of her soul into you......THE SOUL OF SATAN!!!!!!!

Guy 1: hey its time to worship Heather.

Guy2: don't you mean satan?

guy 1: whats the difference?

Heather by dr DD August 14, 2009

Heather 

Usually a huge whore. Mean hearted girl. Always trying to make others feel bad. All around bad person. Heathers tend to drink too much and have no class.

Heather is a bitch!

Heather by justkiddingnotreally August 19, 2011

Heather 

A Heather is a completely helpless troll who lives under the stairs of apartment complexes. They are usually quiet and timid at first, but once you get to know them...they explode and turn into an all out bitch that lets her true colors shine through!

Hey...who ate my pizza?

Probably the Heather under the stairs!

Heather by Warman March 2, 2011

heather 

Someone who is annoying. She can be on your last nerve sometimes (a lot) but is a good friend sometimes. Usually short, brunette,

Jessica: omg that girl is annoying

Bob: she must be a heather

heather by pinklepard January 28, 2015

Heather 

Crazy. Only cares about herself. Usually screws people over. Thief. Shouldn't be trusted. Loves animals. Runs with a bad crowd. Almost always on drugs.

i hate Heather.

Heather by ProjectToxic May 22, 2016