Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

Hatenist

Hatenist: (noun) A person who uses religion to justify hatred, bigotry, discrimination, or violence against a subgroup other than their own. (e.g. women, POC, LGBT, minority religions, economically disadvantaged)

Note: Not to be confused with Satanists, who are morally superior.

Jeff Sessions and Mitch McConnell are all hatenists.

by RampantRooster July 29, 2017

hartgen

A hartgen, frequently known as a hart-gin, is an individual who has an unhealthy relationship in their 'hart' with gin and other products alike. Often labelled but mistaken as alcoholics, Hartgen's are always out for a good time rather than a long time.

Farking hell, that lass is a top hartgen... pass her the bucket.

by Asdf1993 July 31, 2017

hatenoring

The act of ignoring someone out of hate. Usually used by fuckboys.

Fuckboy: I texted a girl and she didn't respond! She was totally hatenoring me!
Girl: I was at school...

by uberblue December 3, 2017

Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019

Haren

A male karen, we all know what a karen is. but a Haren is a annoying middle age man close to a karen that will ask for the manager, loves his truck, and is a annoying piece of garbage

Haren: YOU DONT HAVE (some item) IN STOCK? LET ME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!

Employee:Sir this is a wendys

by Flunk my cunt July 27, 2020

Harmen

A girl made for Joben and angad

And and Joben both want Harmen

by Milk and shake September 26, 2020