The male version has much trouble with women. In the stone age, male Hartenbauer cavemen would charm females with their large man boobs. Once seduced the female would have to be on top during sexual intercourse.
Now days Hartenbauers are typically republicans who are thought to be conspiring to kidnap Hillary Clinton. They find relationships difficult, and make themselves feel better by eating cake. Once a male Hartebauer finds his true love, they will be inseparable and truly happy.
Now days Hartenbauers are typically republicans who are thought to be conspiring to kidnap Hillary Clinton. They find relationships difficult, and make themselves feel better by eating cake. Once a male Hartebauer finds his true love, they will be inseparable and truly happy.
by Fresh Prince of Persia October 3, 2007
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That guy pulled a hartenbower all weekend, now he's headed to the comic-con... he should get a life.
by Little Ben-Ben May 5, 2006
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A term used to fob off your kids as an explanation for where you are going and who you are going to see. Warning: This explanation only works with children under 3 and retards.
Child: Where are you going?
Parent: To see Harry Hackenbauer (really going to a ravin sex orgy)
Child: Oh okay see ya
Parent: To see Harry Hackenbauer (really going to a ravin sex orgy)
Child: Oh okay see ya
by Floydiandream August 23, 2009
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