handbone

the ultimate way to show your excellence through violent actions of slapping yourself in different rhythms

You think you are the alpha, let’s handbone to show your worthiness.

by theultimatebeastmaster March 22, 2020

handy manny

the not very known murderer of bob the builder, he jumped the mexican border and gained fame and financial prosperity after taking bobs place on the air

handy manny took bobs place on tv

by twatdick November 12, 2021

Bad Handball

1.Stemming from the AFL Live series of games, the term "Bad Handball" is used in a similar way to "Bad Call" or "You Idiot." Also used after a shit joke or a joke that falls on its face. A Pre-recording of Dennis Cometti saying "Bad Handball" is the correct pronunciation ie "Baaaad Handball." A Handball is an aspect of Australian Football.

2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply

Person 1: "Kevin Rudd? More like Kevin Gay"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

by goflb June 28, 2009

double handy J

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.

me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.

by brotothemax July 4, 2012

midget handy

When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.

Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.

by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017

slippy handy

A hand job consisting of KY, lotion ... OR Spit

“I lost at the black jack table so i owe my husband a slippy handy “

by Ddelong January 20, 2018

ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

by Listerfiend May 18, 2018