hamster cheeks

When you have a bloated face because of the number of hamsters that you've forced into your mouth.

Nice hamster cheeks love.

by ithinkiamalive March 3, 2014

hamster ass bitch

insult

u are a hamster ass bitch

by buttscartcher21 August 11, 2017

Hazey Hamster

The act of taking a large, potentially disastrous dump, while smoking a joint.

Jason: Yo dan, i just took a dump and blzd a joint to my dome.

Dan: You hazey hamstered that shit!

by Arthur Kushman May 2, 2010

Hamster

Hamster: A partialy filled beer found left over after a party.
Often times inebriated people will misplace their beer and
simply grab a fresh one out of convenience rather than search for their own.

A half leftover beer drank in desperation.

Who in the hell left all these Goddamn hamsters?

by zeprider1 September 1, 2009

Hamster

A derogatory term for ones mother

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

by llamanator October 11, 2004

hampster

a cunt's way of spelling hamster.

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.

by hardxcunt July 12, 2006

Drinking a hamster

Drinking an opened beer the day after a party

Often on the family get-a-way at Gavin's people often are drinking a hamster

by mike01793 July 23, 2009