hammers hangers

a variety of coat hangers bent or heated for the use of aborting fetuses.

shelby hammer was pregnant and was about to have a black baby before she invented hammers hangers

by Dr. cock an balls May 23, 2010

Coat Hanger

An object that is used to rip open the foreskin of a penis.

After inserting the Coat Hanger through his urethra, jake telsca riped off his foreskin.

by killsdogs March 7, 2011

poop hanger

A metal hanger, usually kept in bathrooms, that is used to break up chunks of fecal matter that may plug the toilet.

"Brian! Brian! I plugged your guy's toilet up."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

wang hanger

A chip clip, as when hung on a wordwang/word so as to hang off of it

Gabe was wearing a wang hanger

by Aaron March 21, 2003

crepe hanger

a person who feels the need to bring public attention to obviously unfortunate or negative situations

Can you believe that crepe hanger? She couldn't wait to tell me I had a stain on my dress at the party!

by bigfatmama July 12, 2011

hangerous

(adj.) Behavior involving danger and likely to inflict a hangover.

Dude, don't drink that third shot, it's hangerous!

by Accidental Discovery March 17, 2010

Hangever

A hangover that is so bad it seems it will last FOREVER.

No beers for me, thanks--I'm still nursing the wicked hangever I have from LAST weekend.

by Darla Hood June 6, 2010